I Want To See...

A terrorist count. I want to know how many people our troops have killed, rather than how many of our troops have died. In fact, put them right next to each other. That'd be awesome... the we can finally see this in perspective.

Why Do I Care?

I find it hilarious that public officials seem to think that they do us wrong when they have affairs. How it affects us? I don't know. Unless they had an affair with me, with someone I love, or with someone else and me being the cheated on, I am not the one they should apologize to. Got it?