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Friday, July 07, 2006

Racism At Its Finest!

A friend sent me this joke. I have no clue where he got it but it's good racist fun*.



HOW THE JEWS GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said,
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shalt not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So he went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy
Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

So He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt
not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments"

The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not
commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested.

He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" they said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."



*Psycho does not condone racist acts. Only harmless jokes. If you take offense to any jokes here tell your friends. Have them read the site. And so on and so forth until I become either famous or infamous.

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