So...

For the two of you who read this you're probably wondering where I've been lately. Honestly, I've been slacking off. But seeing how that isn't a entertaining (or in anyway good) excuse I've come up with my own "false" reasons.

1. I've been too sad about the terrorists democrats winning that I climbed in a hole and cried.
2. I've been morning the death of Saddam Hussein.
3. I've been celebrating the death of Saddam Hussein.
4. My computer was blown up with a brief case nuke.
5. I died.

I'm pretty sure none of these are true. Except maybe 1, 3, or 5... Those might be true.